My very first Tutorial

Mr Huang : "Class, what is literature ?"

Student A : "Literature is something that you cannot define."

Student B : "Literature is what your teachers asked you to read."

Student C : "Literature is like a hamburger!"

Rest of us : "Huh ? "

Mr Huang : "Why you say so ?"

Student C : "Because the two layers of bread are Creativity and Popularity, while the layer of the meat, represents the essences of the literature....."

Rest of us : "WOW ! "

*Mr Huang didn't catch the last part of the sentence, so he asked again*

Mr Huang : "What is the meat ?"

Student C replied immediately :




"Chicken, Fish and Beef !"


>_< " fainted.

Fainted >_<"

“最爱你的人是我，你怎么舍得我难过？”


深爱一个人是个非常辛苦的事情，你时时会惦记着他，关心着他，有时候已经忘记了自己的存在全部为他活着。被爱当然是相当幸福的事情，有人在冷的时候叫你加衣，不安的时候为你解愁，快乐于你分享，痛苦和你分担。当爱于被爱结合起来，就成为了爱情，我一直认为爱情是2个人的事情。试着想想，如果你真爱一个人，你舍得让他难过吗？你在乎他已经多余你自己，你会因为自己而让他处于痛苦之中吗？至少我不会～所以当你需要用这首歌表到自己的心情时，他以不在爱你，所以这个时候，朋友放开吧，让自己好过些～

XXX : "Hey, tmr is my bday, never wish me huh ?"

Me : "Oh..."

XXX : "So? are u going to wish me ?"

Me : "Tmr is ur birthday, tmr then wish u lah !"

XXX : ". . ."

Me : ">_<"

Currents
Current Mood: Irritated
Current Taste: Nil
Current Clothes: Singlet with shorts
Current Desktop: A monkey hugging a doggie
Current Toenail Color: Naturel
Current Time: 1108
Current Surroundings: An empty living room
Current Annoyances: No freedom
Current Thoughts: Is that the way you love me ?

First
First Best Friends: Ferrari (a name of my primary school friend)
First Crush: JY
First Movie: Lion king
First Lie: The TV switched on by itself
First Music: Classical piano

Lasts
Last Cigarette: Nil
Last Drink: Milk
Last Car Ride: in Ronnie's car (Nissan Sunny)
Last Crush: ho ho ho
Last Movie: Pirates of carribeen
Last Phone Call: From my hall camp instructor. "hi. are you coming for the camp?"
Last CD played: Nil
Last song played: Nil

Have you ever
Have you ever dated one of your best friend: No.
Have you ever broken the law: yes.
Have you ever been arrested: no
Have you ever skinny-dipped: what is skinny-dipped
Have you ever been on TV: yes, i shot two advertisement before !
Have you ever kissed someone you don't know: of cos NO !

5 things you are wearing:
my bossini singlet, shorts, and specs. only 3.

4 things you done today: wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, read newspaper

3 things you would like to hear right now:
This is a car for you. You can live in a hostel. I love you.

1 thing u do when you're bored:
typing this post

PLEASE TAKE NOTE.............................

Better be save than sorry! Hi all, pls read the following message from a friend of mine, is very true, pls be careful, its not a joke.......

Be careful when u draw cash from ATM with receipt which complete with ur account number. never, never throw the receipt in the public even if u must tear into small pieces before throwing it away.

Today, just got a call from my sis that she had lost all her cash from her account whereby she threw the receipt into the bin provided at atm recently. luckily, she only has $633/= in her account. Not much of suspicious when she was left with $11/= coz she thot it was her petrol giro payment, however, that's not true.

she only got to know it when the petrol company, mobil cut-off the petrol card's transaction that she realized something is wrong. after checking with the bank, she was told that now there is this syndicate who will pick up the atm receipt & with their IT expert, they are able to draw out your money.

The bank will not be able to trace where these ppl had drawn the money & how they do it, dun ask me,even the bank also can't answer it. They only can advise you to report the case to the police for investigation. My sis is the third victim in this month. So! PLS REMEMBER HUH!!!!

THIS IS NO JOKE

WHAT HAVE I DONE IN THE MAY 2006

* Had 5 baskeball session at TJC

* Gave 44 lessons of tuitions

* Referee nine matches

* Finished reading 15 comics

* Finished reading 5 books

* Watched 4 movies ( MI 3, Over the hedge, X men 3 and the Da Vin Chi Code)

* Went for friend's mother's wake

* High tea with mother at Park way Thai restaurant

* Watched the Basketball A division Boys final (HCJC WON AJC 44:36)

* Met up with Jesmen and Zhen xiang to have dinner at Carl's junior

* Went to Australia Immigration to help my student apply visa

* Open a E saver acoount at Standard chartered

* Dim Sum Lunch with Monkey and Vincent

* Went for Ci Qing camp (2 days one night)

* Tried the fish and chips at the Manhatten Fish Market

* Release fish at changi jetti

* Went back to TJC for college day and recived colour award for Basketball

* Had lunch at Delifrance

* Helped out in the World Book fair which held at suntec

WHAT HAVE I DONE IN THE JUNE 2006

* Went back GESS to play basketabll

* Listened a talk at suntec

* Went for NTU body check up

* Tailor made my very first black pants (failure)

* Went back to TJC to take my A level cert

* Watched 2 movies (Car and Crazy)

* Read 1 book

* Gave 35 tuition lessons

* Referee 70 matches

* Finished one set of comic (liu4 dao4 tian1 shu1)

* Went for referee welfare meeting at Changi CC

* Food testing at Far East Plaza (great experience! you get paid to eat the food, why not ?)

* Bought a black belt and three pants from GREAT SINGAPORE SALES (yeah!)

* Cut my hair

* Release Fish at changi jetti

* Went to visit Ronald's new house

* Breakfast at burger king with lam

* Particiapted the referee contact 3 on 3 tournament (we got second)

* Referee the U-14 Boys final for T-NET cup

* Referee the U-16 Boys semi-final for Milo youth cup