yawns~ streches~

My first exam paper starts tomorrow. haiz. Headache.

Since I am revising my econ paper, i should blog about my econ tutor.

Seriously, after a term of tutorial with her, i still can't remember her name.

This china tutor of mine, has difficulties in pronouncing some words, eg

words - her pronounciation

bats - butts
labour - neighbour
key chains - kitchen
equilibrium - act-cool-lee-brain
melvin - muffin
profit - perfect

the best is the word "signal", she will pronounce it as "sea-ga-no" with a japense essence.

I am not laughing at her, because until now, i still cannot pronounce some word properly, like "prawn".

Anyway, its a joy to attend her lesson, because she has a weird sense of logic that can make you laugh non-stop.

Eg.
Tutorial quesion : A 20% increase in the price of a can of soft drink may actually increase the seller's revenue, why is it so?

Her answer was : Soft drink doens't cause much, a 20% increase may only be 20 cents in real life. Besides that, Soft drink has many alternatives, if i don't drink soft drink, i can still drink "pepsi" and 'coca-cola"!


faint ! -____-
Apparently, she thinks that pepsi and coca cola are not consdier as soft drink lah :P

聰明的媽媽測定自己的兒子是gay

因為老家離大學很遠，為了方便上學，John和另一個同學合資在大學附近租了一個單位。
　　
有一天，John 的媽媽來看John。

飯桌上，媽媽一再注意到與 John 同住的男室友 Mike長得非常秀氣，而且覺得二人的眼神交流也非比尋常，她十分懷疑兩人的關系是否真的僅限於室友。
　　
John也發現了媽媽的想法，於是主動跟媽媽說明：“我知道你在想什麼，不過我可以向你保証，Mike 和我是純粹的室友，絕對沒別的。”

一個星期後，Mike 跑來跟 John說：“自從你媽媽來吃過晚飯之後，我就一直找不到我那把純銀的湯匙，你覺得會不會是她拿走了？”
　　
John說:“我不知道呀！不過別擔心，讓我來處理這件事吧。”
　　
之後他寫了一封信給他媽媽：
　　
　　親愛的媽媽：
　　我不會說您“拿”了一把純銀湯匙，
　　我也不會說您“沒拿”了一把純銀湯匙，
　　不過有一件事情大家都注意到了，
　　就是自從您在這裡吃了晚飯之後，
　　有一樣東西不見了。
　　
　　愛你的--John 　　
　　
幾天後,***回信來了-
　　
　　親愛的兒子：　　
　　我不會說你和Mike “睡”在一起，
　　我也不會說你和Mike “沒睡”在一起，
　　不過有一件事情大家都注意到了，
　　那就是如果他的確是睡在自己床上的話，
　　他早就會發現那把純銀湯匙了。
　　
　　愛你的--媽媽