很多人都在無意的得寸進尺間傷害了別人
等到不小心鬧到別人翻臉才又驚慌失措
今天打球的时候，有一个人跟另一个人说：
“这样都打不好，你爸妈生你下来干什么？”
W-A-H!
后果，你们可想而知啦！我就不加赘述。
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
今天早上开电话的时候，收到一封简讯，是昨晚凌晨两点多寄过来的，看了内容我
吓了一大跳：
“联络我有那么难吗？无声无息地离开我，难道是所有男人的消遣吗？人间蒸发真的会成为我生命里一直历史重演的片段吗？我做错了什么。。。？好难受哦。。。。。。”
我一直在想，莫名其妙，为什么会收到这种简讯？看了寄信者的电话号码，又是我不认识的人。想着想着，心里起了个疙瘩，于是我发了一封简讯给这个人：
“hi, you are ?”
过了一回，没有回应。我就拨电过去，打了三通，这个人都挂掉我的电话。
又过了不久，我收到了这个人的回复：
"TJC's fat fat girl in 06/04...Dunno if you remember... W** J**"
哦！原来是她，不过我跟她都不熟，既不是同学，更说不上是朋友。所以我又再发了封简讯给她：
“hmmm, so why do you sent me that sms ?”
她的回答令我晕倒：
“Coz... I was so sad last nite.. ALL my BF left me and DISAPPEARED.. Dｕｎｎｏ ｙ， Ｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ ｔｈｏｕｇｈｔ ｏｆ ｓｍｓｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ．． Ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｆｒｅｎｚ ｃａｎ＇ｔ ｒｅａｄ ＣＨＩＮＥＳＥ sms mah :(”
这样也可以，晕倒！
Monday, May 26, 2008
前几天真是忙到晕头转向，第一个礼拜的Internship在赶、赶、赶的情况下就这样过了。
上个星期六我还被“请”回去加班呢，真是要命。
现在我的办公桌乱七八糟，上一个使用者没有收拾好，就拍拍屁股走人了。
不知道等一下有没有空整理，真想把他的东西一股脑给扫到垃圾桶里。
这个礼拜也要回来加班，拜六、礼拜work full day somemore! 哈哈！
还好这里的staffs都对我很好，工作之余，我还可以忙里偷闲，
出去买teh bing、西瓜回来消消暑。
今天我的两个学生考华文会考，一个考O LEVEL华文，一个考A ＬＥＶＥＬ H1华文。
昨天晚上特地抽空与他们临阵磨枪，希望他们今天考试能够顺顺利利，考得好成绩！
加油吧 ！
上个星期六我还被“请”回去加班呢，真是要命。
现在我的办公桌乱七八糟，上一个使用者没有收拾好，就拍拍屁股走人了。
不知道等一下有没有空整理，真想把他的东西一股脑给扫到垃圾桶里。
这个礼拜也要回来加班，拜六、礼拜work full day somemore! 哈哈！
还好这里的staffs都对我很好，工作之余，我还可以忙里偷闲，
出去买teh bing、西瓜回来消消暑。
今天我的两个学生考华文会考，一个考O LEVEL华文，一个考A ＬＥＶＥＬ H1华文。
昨天晚上特地抽空与他们临阵磨枪，希望他们今天考试能够顺顺利利，考得好成绩！
加油吧 ！
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Funny - 小学生造句
1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。 老
师评语: 妈妈关切一下
2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~
4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
5. 題目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？
6.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
7.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
8.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......
9. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
10.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
11.題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
12.瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Ga Ga over by a Malay Girl
I was attending a talk last week. We were required to wear formal wears for the talk.
When I reached the conference room, it was still early, so i anyhow chose a seat and sat.
Then a Malay Girl came and sat besides me, we greeted each other with a smile.
She introduced herself as:
"Hi, I am bitch!"
I was like... "huh? u r ?"
But of cos, i could't possibly repeat the word "Bitch" right,
so we exchanged handshakes.
She asked for my name, and when i was going to tell her,
she said :"Nevermind, i shall call you lao3 shi1"
Because that is the only chinese name that she knows.
By the way, lao3 shi1 is teacher, not a name.
So during the talk she kept calling me lao3 shi1, lao3 shi1.
"lao3 shi1 you got sweet or not ?"
"lao2 shi1 when is the tea break ah?"
"lao3 shi1 is the lunch provided or not ah"
... ... ...
and out of no where our conversation went like this :
"lao3 shi1 you got gf or not ah?"
"Nope"
"lao3 shi1 you so handsome why no gf one ah?"
"huh? hmmmm"
"lao3 shi1 you straight or gay ah?"
"what ?"
"lao3 shi1 i mean u hetersexual or homosexual?"
"do i look like a homosexual ?"
"No lah, cos u so handsome, but still no gf, that's why i ask ah?"
"oh...er...got mei?"
"So lao3 shi1 why u so handome but still no gf?"
"how i know? no gf then no gf lor"
"lao3 shi1 is my hair ugly?"
"er...no lah...."
"lao3 shi1 am i fat ?"
"er... hmmm....no lah..."
"lao3 shi1 since i am pretty and slim then can i have a date with you ?"
F-A-I-N-T !
I was attending a talk last week. We were required to wear formal wears for the talk.
When I reached the conference room, it was still early, so i anyhow chose a seat and sat.
Then a Malay Girl came and sat besides me, we greeted each other with a smile.
She introduced herself as:
"Hi, I am bitch!"
I was like... "huh? u r ?"
But of cos, i could't possibly repeat the word "Bitch" right,
so we exchanged handshakes.
She asked for my name, and when i was going to tell her,
she said :"Nevermind, i shall call you lao3 shi1"
Because that is the only chinese name that she knows.
By the way, lao3 shi1 is teacher, not a name.
So during the talk she kept calling me lao3 shi1, lao3 shi1.
"lao3 shi1 you got sweet or not ?"
"lao2 shi1 when is the tea break ah?"
"lao3 shi1 is the lunch provided or not ah"
... ... ...
and out of no where our conversation went like this :
"lao3 shi1 you got gf or not ah?"
"Nope"
"lao3 shi1 you so handsome why no gf one ah?"
"huh? hmmmm"
"lao3 shi1 you straight or gay ah?"
"what ?"
"lao3 shi1 i mean u hetersexual or homosexual?"
"do i look like a homosexual ?"
"No lah, cos u so handsome, but still no gf, that's why i ask ah?"
"oh...er...got mei?"
"So lao3 shi1 why u so handome but still no gf?"
"how i know? no gf then no gf lor"
"lao3 shi1 is my hair ugly?"
"er...no lah...."
"lao3 shi1 am i fat ?"
"er... hmmm....no lah..."
"lao3 shi1 since i am pretty and slim then can i have a date with you ?"
F-A-I-N-T !
Monday, May 19, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Your EQ is 153
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 Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence. You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel like it. You are a good communicator, and you have little difficulty with personal relationships - even when you're dealing with difficult people. In general, you are successful, capable, together person. You get what you want out of life. |
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Where is this toilet from?
My house?
Community Centre?
Shopping mall ?
no no no.......
This is the TOILET in (dum rolls)
I-S-T-A-N-A !
THE ISTANA
The Istana building was built by the British Colonial Government to house its Governors. Completed in 1869, it was then known as Government House.
The Istana is similar in architecture to many 18th Century neo-Palladian style buildings designed by the British militaryt engineers in India. It has a tropical layout, like a Malay House, surounded by statuesque columns, deep verandahs, louvred windows and panelled doors, to promote cross ventilation, and an airy and cool interior.
The central 3 storey 28m high tower block dominated the building. The 2 storey side wings are ornamented with Ionic colonnades at the second storey and Doric colonnades at the first storey.
In 1959, the buildin was handed over to the Singapore Government, when Singapore gained self-government. It was renamed Istana.
The building today has six function rooms used for ceremonial and entertainment purposes. The offices of the President and his staff are also located within the building.
oh anyway, my cute cute mother thought that ISTANA is another branch of ISETAN!
Sunday, May 04, 2008
有個人去帶著朋友去探望他的外婆。當他和外婆說話時，他的朋友開始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生，把花生都吃完了當他們離開時，他的朋友對外婆說：「謝謝您的花生」外婆回應說「喔！嗯！唉！自從我牙齒掉光後，我就只能吸掉它們外層的巧克力而已。老了，咳。。。
有人很喜歡“麻辣粉絲煲”這道菜。有一次，他上飯館，又點了這道菜。但侍者告訴他，這道菜已經賣完了。“真的賣完了嗎”他很失望地問。“先生，真的賣完了。你瞧，最後一份賣給那桌的先生了。”侍者回答道。那人順著侍者的指點，看見有個很體面的紳士坐在鄰座。紳士的飯菜已經吃得差不多了，但那份“麻辣粉絲煲”居然還是滿滿的。那人覺得紳士很浪費美味，所以他走到紳士旁邊，指著那份“麻辣粉絲煲”，很有禮貌地問：“先生，您這還要嗎？”紳士很有風度地搖搖頭。於是那人立刻坐下，拿起調羹狼吞虎咽起來。風卷殘雲，一會兒一半下肚了，突然間他發現在砂鍋底躺著一只很小很小但皮毛已長全的小老鼠。一陣惡心那人把吃下去的所有粉絲通通吐回了砂鍋裡。當他在那兒翻胃不已的時候，那紳士用很同情的眼光看著他，說：“很惡心是嗎剛才我也是這樣……”
老大、老二乘坐飛機，老二暈機，不停嘔吐。一袋吐滿，老大只好去取袋子，等他回來時，發覺全機人都在不停嘔吐。老大問其原因老二說：“我看到這只袋子也吐滿了，只好又喝進去了半袋，結果他們就全吐了。”
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