English Girl

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her
husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey,how was
the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a
girl !!!"
Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are too intelligent"