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Monday, August 01, 2005

Singapore New Vocabularies~

NKF: (verb) - to cheat, to report lower or higher figures with an intention to cheat, to report false figures.
Eg. Ah Beng NKFed his salary to impress that chio bu he was after without realizing that she NKFed her vital statistics by wearing wonder bra.

NKF: (noun) - an organization whose modus operandi are dubious.
Eg. Ah Lian left that company because she found that it is an NKF.

TT Durai: (verb) ? to secretly take and take money from company, to secretly maximize entitlements or privileges.
Eg. Ah Seng regretted not TT Durai'ing as much as possible from his ex-company before he was sacked.

peanut: (noun) ? a unit of currency equivalent to S$600,000.
Eg. The jackpot for the Toto this Thursday is 2 peanuts (S$1.2m).

3 comments:

DieuxJesmen said...

Whahahahahaha! Siao ah? Why do you always like to tackle NKF??? Ha ha. I will try to use them in my GP essay, and fail it. Ask teacher come and find you.

Anonymous said...

Reinventing English is always cool eh? Cheers!

-DizZy

DieuxJesmen said...

Please put up some more posts! Or is it because I kept asking you out these days that's why you have no time? I just realised that! We will be meeting for the forth time within a week tomorrow!

 

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