Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know"
Girl replied" Last night when we made love,
his cock was still in plastic cover"
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Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick"
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife- try it"
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: Boss! it worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.

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After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: Why? Want to have sex again.
Thai Girl replied: No lah, just admiring your cock.
I used to have one before.
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Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes.
Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes.
Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes.
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To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it.
True? Threading a needle is not easy.

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Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: Anyone got a cock?
All men rose.
I meant anyone seen a cock?
All women rose.
I mean anyone seen my cock?
All nuns rose.

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Girl: Mom what is a penis?
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.
Girl: But mom what if I am not a good girl?
Mom: Then you will get many!

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A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
If I give you $3million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?
Secretary: Everything sir!
Dress, Bra and Panties.

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Schoolgirl:I do not want to take the sex Education class.
Teacher: Why?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral.
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Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought. ********************************