SENSE OF HUMOUR

Wife: 'What areyou doing?'

Husband:Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriagecertificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you wantdinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are mychoices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture andthe problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am foryou?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy'slap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife,

'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,

'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss andI'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the earlywarning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What doyou like most in me, my pretty face or my sexybody?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'