Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang

(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin

(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen

(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng

(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng

Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow

(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan

(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow

(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah

(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai

(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan

(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan

(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong

(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng

(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah

(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See

(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng

(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai

(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh

(Cantonese) - Never die before