I have a friend who doesn't like to sit on the public toilet bowl to shit.
(No, Gage, i am not mentioning about you here in this case.)

He feels dirty and uncomfortable, so he rather squat.

BUT...but...

At the same time, this friend of mine.

Unfortunately, as a matter of fact.

He sleeps around.

Hmmmmm...

So it sets me thinking, which one is more dirty ?

ha =p