Ten Ways to be Generation S!

1) Get a boyfriend who is your classmate/polymate/jcmate/watever mate... make sure at least one of you look like you just came out from an anime series... doesnt matter if it's a horror anime series...

2) Create a blog together with titles like "XXX & AAA 4EVER!" Remember to substitute alphabets with numbers whenever possible! And mix up upper and lower casings. Examples, "XXX & AAA 4eVEr"

3) Make sure floating glittering animated cutesy pics flood your blog design with at least 200 hearts infesting like the Black Plague.

4) Post countless nauseating lovey dovey pictures of bf and yourself in 1000 compromising positions. Remember... if your viewers don't puke... it doesn't count!

5) Challenge yourself to post at least 100 "deardear" in a single paragraph! You can be creative and come up with "sweetie" or perhaps even "dar dar".

6) Be drama. Even if he bitches about your fingernails are crooked... CRY AND POST angry entry in your blog! Wail as if your parents just died.

7) Count every split second you are away from your bf and make sure everyone knows about it.

8) ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY is a big event! Make sure you book at least a ballroom at Shangri'La and send written invites to all your friends, neighbours, enemies, animals at the Zoo...etc

9) What's The Truman Show? Make XXX & AAA Show! Bombard every details of your sordid life in explicit details in every entry! Everyone MUST share in your life! Doesn't matter if that day you guys ate only wanton mee for dinner and only managed to jerk each other off cos the other's ass was too sore from last night's gangbang. Share share!

10) If unfortunately you break up... write a thesis on why and what went wrong and shove it up everyone's throats. If you have to suffer... then everyone must suffer!